FO: Due to the popularity of the previous sketch, here is yet another page of ridiculous Transformers screen captures set to the lyrics of a Juice Newton song. Enjoy!
(You may see an ad, the music will start after it)
Midnight...and I'm awaitin' on the twelve o'five
Hopin' it will take me just a little farther down the line
Moonlight...you're just a heartache in disguise
Won't you keep my heart from breakin' if it's only for a very short time
Playing with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you
Laying out another lie
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Cause that's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you
Honey...you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody tellin' everybody what you have done?
Baby...I know it makes you sad
But when they're handin' out the heartaches you know you've got to have you some
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you
Layin' out another lie
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Cause that's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you
** GUITAR SOLO **
Lovers...I know you've had a few
But now you hide beneath the covers and tell'em they're the only one
The others...they know just what I'm goin' through
And it's so hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it for fun
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
The joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you
   
Playin' with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin' it ain't really smart
   
The joker ain't the only fool
Who'll do anything for you
   
Layin' out another lie
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
   
Cause that's what I'll have to do
To keep me away from you!