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Nintendawg
Pirate (6/7/05 5:18 pm) |
Can I be the forum comedian? I always dreamed of this moment of becoming a forum comedian! I've got the skills to pay the bills! You can't refuse or it will crush my dreams. Everyday I will make a bunch of jokes. PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE? |
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BeamYosho 
Everyone's Favorite Drunk (6/7/05 8:30 pm) |
Re: Can I be the forum comedian? The James will absorb you and take your comedic power. And we'll sit here, watching. And eat Cheetos. Mmmm....Cheetos.... |
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Nintendawg
Pirate (6/7/05 10:36 pm) |
Re: Can I be the forum comedian? Surrender or my comedic powers will take the very breath you suck in. Repent for your end is nigh. Who promoted you to comedian-in-chief HUH? I surpintly DID NOT! Besides I rule over all living comedians that walk this crumbling earth. Back down fiend! I have always wanted to do this but no one took me serious! Leave me be or I will whip you with a snake. Sorry for this outburst for I didn't take my comedian pills today. P.S. Do you know anyone on this forum who could promote me to forum comedian? If so tell me. 
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James FP 
Schmendrick's Nose Moderator (6/10/05 11:31 am) 
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? You can talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk. |
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Nintendawg
Pirate (6/10/05 11:21 pm) |
Re: Can I be the forum comedian? I hate and despise everyone on this here forum, punks. Oh yeah, except for Flying Omelette and Crawl and 1000. Your just jealous of my comedic powers. You want them for yourself! Back down geeks! I am angry with you "James FP". Quit stalking me! All I wanted was a friend but you ruined my life! stay out of my way as i become forum grump. |
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Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian It's a...it's a... GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!! (6/10/05 11:45 pm) 
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? Dude! I'm already the forum comedian. Even says so in my custom title rank, see? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to pulling a sandwich out of my nose. |
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Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian (6/10/05 11:52 pm) 
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? Ugh. It's a rabbit out of a hat. You're supposed to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Not a sandwich out of your nose, not a former U.S. Presidential Candidate out of a tea kettle, not a '57 Chevy Convertible out of your ass. It's a rabbit out of a hat. How many times do we have to tell you that?!?!? |
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Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian It's a...it's a... GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!! (6/11/05 12:56 am)
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? YOU, sir, can pull rabbits out of your hat. I managed to pull the tuna fish out of my eye socket, didn't I? Huh??? HUH?!? What dy'a make of that?!! Oh, wait a minute.... *splurt...POP!* Hot diggity DAMN! Lookee that!!! And it's cheese on rye, my favorite!! Wanna bite? |
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Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight (6/11/05 12:27 am) 
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? Awesome! That is so cool, Chester! You'll have to show me how to do that sometime. What kind of cheese is it? |
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Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian It's a...it's a... GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!! (6/11/05 12:28 am)
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? *taste* Pepperjack. No two ways 'bout it, bro. |
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Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian (6/11/05 12:29 am)
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? You stupid hick. That is truly disgusting! I don't know why I even bother putting up with you. |
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Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight (6/11/05 12:31 am)
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian?Quote: Allright! My favorite! Think you could pull some chardonay out of that proboscis of yours? Quote: I think Chancey already beat you to that one. |
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Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian (6/11/05 12:32 am)
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian? Fuck you both. |
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Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight (6/11/05 12:34 am)
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Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
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