Forum Archive Topic #2
Port Saiid Pickle

FO: This is another old topic archive. It's not very long, but it has some parts I thought were worth saving. I'm not sure if the "joke account" in this topic is the same person who was the "joke account" in the last Forum Archive Topic, but they seem awfully similar. I don't remember if this had more replies that were lost in the Hacker Attack, but I'll just um, end it at the giant pickle.
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Nintendawg
Pirate
(6/7/05 5:18 pm)
Can I be the forum comedian?
I always dreamed of this moment of becoming a forum comedian! I've got the skills to pay the bills! You can't refuse or it will crush my dreams. Everyday I will make a bunch of jokes. PPPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEEE?

BeamYosho 
Everyone's Favorite Drunk
(6/7/05 8:30 pm)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
The James will absorb you and take your comedic power. And we'll sit here, watching. And eat Cheetos.


Mmmm....Cheetos....
Nintendawg
Pirate
(6/7/05 10:36 pm)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Surrender or my comedic powers will take the very breath you suck in. Repent for your end is nigh. Who promoted you to comedian-in-chief HUH? I surpintly DID NOT! Besides I rule over all living comedians that walk this crumbling earth. Back down fiend! I have always wanted to do this but no one took me serious! Leave me be or I will whip you with a snake. Sorry for this outburst for I didn't take my comedian pills today.

P.S. Do you know anyone on this forum who could promote me to forum comedian? If so tell me. 8o

Doc Brown
Time Traveler
(6/7/05 11:14 pm)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
I went back in time and INVENTED comedy.

Nintendawg
Pirate
(6/8/05 1:39 pm)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
First of all, I invented time machines. Secondly, I am the king of all comedians (a joker). Thirdly, please allow me to become this forum's comedian.

da dick 
hobo blues baby
yeah...

(6/9/05 6:27 pm)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
bribe me with porn 1st. just because.
Nintendawg
Pirate
(6/9/05 8:37 pm)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Anything you want, Milton! I always have to give people stuff just to get what I deserve. You don't know what I'm going through! Just promote me, or I'll cry! If you can't, take me to your leader. If you don't know who Milton is, please refer to a proper dictionary, friend.

BeamYosho 
Everyone's Favorite Drunk
(6/9/05 9:08 pm)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
We refuse to accept this behavior.

*Steals soul.*
Emi SweetHome  
Feminine Key Master
in Disguise

(6/10/05 7:38 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Dude, you're cruising for the title of forum idiot. We just lost ours, but I don't think anybody wants another.
James FP 
Schmendrick's Nose
Moderator

(6/10/05 11:31 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Quote:
I always dreamed of this moment of becoming a forum comedian! I've got the skills to pay the bills! You can't refuse or it will crush my dreams. Everyday I will make a bunch of jokes.


You can talk the talk, but you gotta walk the walk.
Nintendawg
Pirate
(6/10/05 11:21 pm)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
I hate and despise everyone on this here forum, punks. Oh yeah, except for Flying Omelette and Crawl and 1000. Your just jealous of my comedic powers. You want them for yourself! Back down geeks! I am angry with you "James FP". Quit stalking me! All I wanted was a friend but you ruined my life!



P.S. Kiss my crusty brown hole and cheeks. (Except Flying Omelette and Crawl and 1000) They're my pals from high school!:hat

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(6/10/05 11:31 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian
It's a...it's a...
GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!!

(6/10/05 11:45 pm)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Dude! I'm already the forum comedian. Even says so in my custom title rank, see?

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go back to pulling a sandwich out of my nose.

Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian
(6/10/05 11:52 pm)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Ugh. It's a rabbit out of a hat. You're supposed to pull a rabbit out of a hat. Not a sandwich out of your nose, not a former U.S. Presidential Candidate out of a tea kettle, not a '57 Chevy Convertible out of your ass. It's a rabbit out of a hat. How many times do we have to tell you that?!?!?

Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian
It's a...it's a...
GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!!

(6/11/05 12:56 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
YOU, sir, can pull rabbits out of your hat. I managed to pull the tuna fish out of my eye socket, didn't I? Huh??? HUH?!? What dy'a make of that?!!

Oh, wait a minute....


*splurt...POP!*


Hot diggity DAMN! Lookee that!!! And it's cheese on rye, my favorite!!

Wanna bite?
Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:01 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
i once pulled a piece of crap out of my crackhole. and "chester hallet" i already dont like u. stay out of my way as i become forum grump.

Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight
(6/11/05 12:27 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Awesome! That is so cool, Chester! You'll have to show me how to do that sometime. What kind of cheese is it?

Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian
It's a...it's a...
GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!!

(6/11/05 12:28 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
*taste*

Pepperjack. No two ways 'bout it, bro.

Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian
(6/11/05 12:29 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
You stupid hick. That is truly disgusting! I don't know why I even bother putting up with you.

Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight
(6/11/05 12:31 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Quote:
Pepperjack. No two ways 'bout it, bro.


Allright! My favorite! Think you could pull some chardonay out of that proboscis of yours?

Quote:
stay out of my way as i become forum grump.


I think Chancey already beat you to that one.

Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian
(6/11/05 12:32 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Fuck you both.

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:33 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
i hate u sooooooo much "CHESTER HALLET" that words cant describe it. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH i just want to break your legs out from under u. bad luck to u fiend. back down.










Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight
(6/11/05 12:34 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Quote:
Fuck you both.


Marty McFly
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:37 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
The Doc once pulled a Dog out of a time machine.

Of course, he was the one who put the dog there in the first place, so it wasn't especially interesting.

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:37 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
same to u fag. rot u fag. by the way u are a fag

Count Dooku
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:42 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
I see that this contest will not be decided by our skills with the English language.

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:50 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
did i ask your opinion fag. i hate u. this has nothing to do with the english language. this has something to do with u are a fag.rot

Anakin Skywalker
Dark Lord in Training
(6/11/05 12:56 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Hatred is not the Jedi way!

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 12:59 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
i will bury u alive in dog crap.

1 Million Macaronis
Extra Cheese
(6/11/05 1:02 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
Getting buried in Macaroni is more fun.

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 1:07 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
did i say macaroni. i said dog crap. u will join him.

Captain Planet
Pirate
(6/11/05 1:08 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
The Power is MINE!

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 1:11 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
u also captain fagget.

Raistlin Mage
Pirate
(6/11/05 1:12 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
My magic... can not be withstood.

Nintendood
Pirate
(6/11/05 1:16 am)
Re: Can I be the forum comedian?
okay mr magician dog crap for your corpse. i can withstand your faggy magic.

Magical Yard Gnome
Heavy Metal Chainsaw
(6/11/05 1:26 am)

Re: Can I be the forum comedian?

GO FORWARD TO IN CASE OF WTF, BREAK GLASS

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