Forum Archive Topic #1
Why, Oh Why is There Pie?

FO: The debacle you're about to read is an archive of an actual topic from the Port Saiid Forums. Someone (who apparently also does this at other higher-profile sites than mine) registered a joke account and proceeded to post nonsense (and not the good kind) in a bunch of topics. Then he made a post complaining about us having an "Oldschool Gaming Forum" and it practically got turned into an RAU Gallery Sketch, so I thought I'd archive it for those who don't visit the forums and also in case the topic is ever lost. I removed some things, like the "Reply" links and signatures and edit notes to make it a little less cluttered and easier to read, and I omitted the last three replies as they didn't really jive with the rest. Anyway, enjoy.
Author Comment
hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 6:36 pm)
hey y is thare a old pie?
y is thare a sectin for old pie ofld pie sucks they look uglie n they cant be tastie cuz theare old n any 1 ho likes them is rong new pies r much bettir.
Breath of Fire 2 Cat
Pirate
(2/4/07 6:50 pm)
Re: hey y is thare a sectin for old games?
The only thing more annoying than an idiot is someone trying to be funny by acting like one.

Prince Watercress
Pirate
(2/4/07 6:54 pm)

Re: hey y is thare a sectin for old games?
Quote:
y is thare a sectin for old games ofld games suck they look uglie n they cant be fun cuz theare old n any 1 ho likes them is rong new gams r much bettir.


Will you marry me? I will never find anyone more perfect for me than you.

Chancey Tomasaro
Samurai Librarian
(2/4/07 6:55 pm)

Re: hey y is thare a sectin for old games?
You guys already did this joke in 2004.

Better luck next time.

Breath of Fire 2 Cat
Pirate
(2/4/07 6:57 pm)
Re: hey y is thare a sectin for old games?
Wait. Wait. Wait, what? No! That guy in 2004 was my older brother. He taught me everything, yes.

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:13 pm)
what the hell?
what hapined to my post? tahts' ont wat i typed? wtf?

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(2/4/07 7:14 pm)

Re: what the hell?
OMG
Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 7:24 pm)

Re: what the hell?
Oh, sorry. I must've eaten the newer one. I thought it was the older pie, but it's hard to tell the difference sometimes. Maybe Im's right and I need a new prescription...

Preston Abirok
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:39 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
You can have my old glasses.

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 7:40 pm)

Re: what the hell?
Good lord, NO!!

Hey, what's that thing next to your name?

Preston Abirok
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:41 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
I dunno, but it looks like two Pac-Mans locked in mortal combat.

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:53 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
Ebanashka...and people think I'm difficult to understand...

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 7:53 pm)

Re: what the hell?
Hmmm...you've got those two Pac-Man thingies, too...

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:54 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
Aye. Seems I do.

And hey...why iz my title "Pirate". I am not pirate, I am mad scientist.

Preston Abirok
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:56 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
Maybe this picture confused whoever put it there?



Although that wouldn't explain why mine is "Pirate", too...

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:57 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
Sacrebleu!! I can't believe how I look in dat old panel.

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:58 pm)
hey dont eknore me
hey wat r u taking about stop ingoring me i wasnt tlaking about poie they canged it or something so stop being mean i was talkgin about how old games suck so ths section is useless

Preston Abirok
Pirate
(2/4/07 7:59 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
Don't feel bad. The old panel I posted of myself is much worse.

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(2/4/07 8:02 pm)

Re: what the hell?
I like blueberry poie. Only the really old ones, though.
Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:03 pm)

Re: what the hell?
Hmmm... Pac-Man reminds me of a pie.

Holy Quadratic Formulas!! There must be a connection!!

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:08 pm)

ezSupporter

Re: what the hell?
Quote:
Don't feel bad. The old panel I posted of myself is much worse.


Dat's debatable. I look bald.

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:10 pm)
hey stop it
I NEVER SED NYTHING ABOY PIE Y R U IKNORING ME????????///?????//??????

KazuoSH 
The Burninator
(2/4/07 8:11 pm)

Re: hey stop it
If Honen got mad, threw his hat on the ground and stepped on it, how bad would it hurt?

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:13 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Not much. Just have to be sure to stay clear of ze spike...which is missing from dat old picture...

Breath of Fire 2 Cat
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:14 pm)
Re: hey stop it
My best friend legally changed his name today and on the way home from work, I saw a bunch of new birds in the sky. I think this means I'm supposed to grow scales and become a judge or something.

Preston Abirok
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:14 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Hey, Dr. Calzoun...where'd your two Pac-Mans go?
Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:15 pm)

Re: hey stop it
??

Dunno. But yours iz gone, too...

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:15 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Oh, sorry. I ate them. It turned out that they were just pies after all.

Pretty good...but I've had better.

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:19 pm)

Re: hey stop it
You could have at least saved some for us, you gluttonous mountaindevil.

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:20 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Well, you could always have some of that old pie that's still sitting over there. Mr. Hypershadwo doesn't seem to want it.

Preston Abirok
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:22 pm)

Re: hey stop it
No thanks. I'm not hungry.

Emperor Darkham
Peace With Deimos? Absurd!
(2/4/07 8:23 pm)

Re: hey y is thare a old pie?
Ham and pie share much in common. Both grow more delicious with age.

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:24 pm)
hey wat the hell?
STOP TALIKING ABOT PIE FOR 2 SECINS PLZ STOP IGNORING ME!!!!!!!!>: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

Honen Calzoun
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:25 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Hmmm...suppose I'm not really so hungry either...

Say...do you think I look better with zis avatar?

I think I look somewhat...how you say...sexier?

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:29 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Well, it's less hostile, that's a given, but it's still not as sexy as I am.



But it's hard to compete with me as I am simply the pinnacle of mountaindevil sexiness. :grin

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(2/4/07 8:29 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Quote:
I think I look somewhat...how you say...sexier?


Watercress tells me that he's really "into you" and wants to talk.
Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 8:33 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Yeah, yeah, whatever. You may be good-looking for mountaindevil, but I am Oni perfection.

See? My new title says it all. ;)

Quote:
Watercress tells me that he's really "into you" and wants to talk


Ebanashka!! No thanks.
Prince Watercress
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:35 pm)

Re: hey stop it
YOU CAN'T STOP OUR LOVE!

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:36 pm)
HEY STOP IT
STOP INGORING ME I WAS TRIING TO START A INTELIGANT DISCUSCIN N U RNENT PAYING ATINTION STOP INGONRNG ME >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(2/4/07 8:37 pm)

Re: HEY STOP IT
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Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 8:37 pm)

Re: hey stop it
GWAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING PIECE OF FECAL MATTER!!!

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:40 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Honen, that's not very nice. I wasn't going to touch you. You don't have to be so jumpy. I like you as a friend, but I'm happily married, thank you very much.

Image Arcane
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:43 pm)

Re: hey stop it
That's right! I love my Nuclee!

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:44 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Oh, hi, dear. Would you like some old pie?

Image Arcane
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:45 pm)

Re: hey stop it
No thanks. I just want you to come snuggle with me!

Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 8:46 pm)

Re: hey stop it
I was not talking to you, professor. I was talking to Prince Watercress.

Hey...where'd ze desert-elf shrink go?

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(2/4/07 8:47 pm)

Re: hey stop it
This thread is better than the superbowl.
Image Arcane
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:49 pm)

Re: hey stop it
We can only link three accounts at a time here, so I booted him off.

C'mon, Nuclee, let's go! I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, want to snuggle with you!!


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Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 8:51 pm)

Re: hey stop it
Okay, dove, I'm coming.

See you later, Honen. You can have that pie, too.

Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 8:55 pm)

Re: hey stop it
I don't want it anymore. I think I'm going to be sick. :x

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 8:57 pm)
??????????????????????
??????????????????????????
Image Arcane
Pirate
(2/4/07 9:03 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????
Hmph! There's nothing wrong with expressing our love.

Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 9:06 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????
I confess you are cute couple, but must you be so expressive in front of me?

KazuoSH 
The Burninator
(2/4/07 9:08 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????
What kind of pie is/was it, anyway?
Image Arcane
Pirate
(2/4/07 9:09 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????
Yes!

I'm going to profess my love for Nuclee in front of the WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!! :yay :yay :yay :yay :yay :yay

He's the biggest, fuzziest, snuggliest, mushiest, snuggle wuggle, mushy wushy, lovey wuvvy, huggy snuggy, lump muffin in all of forever till the end of time!!!

Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 9:11 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????

Nucleo McRaven
The beans in the
bean bag chair
are NOT for eating

(2/4/07 9:12 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????
Uh, come on, dear. "Snuggle wuggle, mushy wushy, lovey wuvvy, huggy snuggy, lump muffin" wants you to come back to the loft now...

Heh heh. Sorry about that.

Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/4/07 9:13 pm)

Re: ??????????????????????
Quote:
What kind of pie is/was it, anyway?


Appears to be lemon meringue.

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/4/07 9:16 pm)
STOP IT
THERE WAS NO PIE STOP TALKING ABOUT IT PLZ STOP

Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight
(2/4/07 9:25 pm)

Re: STOP IT
A pie is a baked food, with a baked shell usually made of pastry that covers or completely contains a filling of meat, fish, vegetables, fruit, cheeses, creams, chocolate, custards, nuts, or other sweet or savoury ingredients. Pies can be either "one-crust," where the filling is placed in a dish and covered with a pastry/potato mash top before baking, or "two-crust," with the filling completely enclosed in the pastry shell. Some pies have only a bottom crust, generally if they have a sweet filling that does not require cooking. These bottom-crust-only pies may be known as tarts or tartlets. An example of a bottom-crust-only pie that is savoury rather than sweet is a quiche. Tarte Tatin is a one-crust fruit pie that is served upside-down, with the crust underneath. Blind-baking is used to develop a crust's crispiness, and keep it from becoming soggy under the burden of a very liquid filling. If the crust of the pie requires much more cooking than the chosen filling, it may also be blind-baked before the filling is added and then only briefly cooked or refrigerated. Pie fillings range in size from tiny bite-size party pies or small tartlets, to single-serve pies (e.g. a pasty) and larger pies baked in a dish and eaten by the slice. The type of pastry used depends on the filling. It may be either a butter-rich flaky or puff pastry, a sturdy shortcrust pastry, or, in the case of savoury pies, a hot water crust pastry.

Occasionally the term pie is used to refer to otherwise unrelated confections containing a sweet or savoury filling, such as Eskimo pie or moon pie.

Pies with fillings such as pork, steak and kidney, minced beef and onion, or chicken and mushroom are popular in the United Kingdom as take-away snacks. They are also served with chips as an alternative to fish and chips at British chip shops. The residents of Wigan are so renowned for their preference for this food-stuff that they are often referred to as "Pie Eaters" (though the historical reasons for this title are disputed). In honour of this, the main ingredient of a 'Wigan kebab' is the pie, which is placed in a barm cake to make up the popular local delicacy. Shepherd's pie is also a favourite amongst people throughout Britain.

Fruit pies may be served with a scoop of ice cream, a style known in North America as la mode. Apple pie is a traditional choice, though any pie with sweet fillings may be served la mode. This pie is thought to have been popularized in the mid-1890s in the United States.

The Australian meat pie has an iconic cultural status, being held to be the Australian National Food. These meat pies contain beef and gravy in a shortcrust piecase, often with a flakey top. The many different types of small commercially-produced pies are popular forms of takeaway food in Australia and New Zealand, with one of the most widespread brands in Australia being Four'N Twenty Pie. Many bakeries and specialty stores sell gourmet pies for the more discriminating customer. A peculiarity of Adelaide cuisine is the Pie floater.

The pie has been around since about 2000 B.C., around the time of the ancient Egyptians. At some point between 1400 B.C. (the time of Greek settlements) and 600 B.C. (the time of the decline of Egypt), the pie is believed to have been passed on to the Greeks by the Egyptians.

From Greece the pie spread to Rome, somewhere around 100 B.C. by which time pies had already been around for some 1000 years. The first known pie recipe came from the Romans and was for a rye-crusted goat cheese and honey pie.

Pies appeared in England in the 12th century and were predominantly meat pies. The crust of the pie was referred to as the coffyn and there was generally more crust than filling. Sometimes these pies were made with fowl and the legs were left outside the pie to act as handles. For a long time the pastry crust was actually not eaten, serving only to preserve the moisture and flavour of the filling.

Pies went to America with the first English settlers. As in Roman times the early American pie crusts were not eaten, but simply designed to hold the filling. Today, virtually every country in the world has some form of pie.

Cream filled or topped pies are favourite props for humour, particularly when aimed at the pompous. Throwing a pie in a person's face has been a staple of film comedy since the early days of the medium, and is often associated with clowns in popular culture. Pranksters have taken to targeting politicians and celebrities with their pies, an act called pieing. Activists sometimes engage in the pieing of political and social targets as well. One such group is the Biotic Baking Brigade. "Pieing" can result in injury to the target and assault or more serious charges against the pie throwers. In Des Moines, Iowa, in 1977, singer and anti-gay-rights activist Anita Bryant became one of the first persons to be "pied" as a political act.

Lukyan Degorah
Pirate
(2/4/07 11:13 pm)

Re: STOP IT
Blessed is the man unto whom Jehovah imputeth not iniquity, and in whose spirit there is no pie.

hypershadwo
Pirate
(2/5/07 3:40 pm)
WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Y R U TALKING ABOUT PIE UR IGNORING ME N THATS JUST MEEN SOP PLZ >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >: >:
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sethrashnoo 
I Look Like an Egg
Moderator

(2/5/07 4:20 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/5/07 8:36 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Aye, yai, yai. Zis joke go on way too long now.

Should we do someting?

The Overlord FO
Pirate
(2/5/07 8:38 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Maybe. Let's ask Commodus.

Commodus, what is your suggestion?



The verdict is in.


Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/5/07 8:43 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
*soupir de soulagement*

Nothing worse than sketch dat goes on way past being funny.

Say, speaking of such, when you gonna be done with my vacation sketch?

The Overlord FO
Pirate
(2/5/07 8:44 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
I'm working on it. But I want you and the rest of the RAU Gallery to get back to the site. You've had your fun out here.

Honen Calzoun
Sexiest Oni in the
Known Universe

(2/5/07 8:46 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Aye. I'll go. Everyone else seems to have left already anyway.

The Overlord FO
Pirate
(2/5/07 8:48 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Not quite.

Come out of there, you.

Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian
It's a...it's a...
GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!!

(2/5/07 8:49 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Oh, dude...do I really have to go so soon? I didn't get a chance to get any pie.

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Dude! My avatar is HUGE here!!!

The Overlord FO
Pirate
(2/5/07 8:50 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Yeah, I know. I haven't fixed that yet. Now get back to the site before Robin starts wondering where you are.

Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian
It's a...it's a...
GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!!

(2/5/07 8:52 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Oh, dude, wait. You don't have to fix it. I think I got it...

Oh, wait....

Christopher Paladin
Aridian Knight
(2/5/07 8:59 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Due to a problem with the FlyingOmelette.com email system right now, Robin can't come to the forums, so she sent me in her place.

C'mon, Chet. Let's go. We have a full bag of Fiery Habanero Doritos.

CLOUDBOND007
Lunitari Mage
Moderator

(2/5/07 9:00 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Chester suddenly reminds me of the last defendant in Phoenix Wright 2 in a vague way.
Chester Hallet
Flying Comedian
It's a...it's a...
GIANT PRUNE DANISH!!!

(2/5/07 9:05 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Dude! A WHOLE bag? That's better than like...10 old pies and 5 new pies combined. Okay, I'm coming. ... Uh, later, Port Saiid dudes.

KazuoSH 
The Burninator
(2/5/07 9:07 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
I just now realized how I could have worded that hat post so that it might have actually been funny.

Magical Yard Gnome
Heavy Metal Chainsaw
(2/6/07 1:48 am)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
Mmm, floor pie!
Lord Vyce 
Lord of Women's Lingerie
(2/6/07 12:19 pm)

Re: WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT
I like to eat pie. 0o

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