A Bee 52 Review
With Special Guest Nicolas Cage

Nucleo: Okay, class, today we're going to review an NES game called "Bee 52". This will be the first review we've done for FlyingOmelette.com, so let's get started.

Christopher?

Christopher: Bee 52 is an unlicensed NES game made by Codemasters and published by Camerica.

In it, you play as a really fat bumblebee (lol!) that flies around a garden looking for flowers to pollinate while avoiding all the nasty little spiders, insects, and water fountains that get in your way.

Chester: Dude! Awesome! I've always wanted to be a bee.
Christopher: Yes, it's a highly-original and innovative concept.
Nicolas Cage: Oh no, not the bees...NOT THE BEEEEES!!!
Christopher:

The goal is to collect enough honey from the flowers to fill your jar.

Nucleo: Wait a minute, that's not right. Honey doesn't come from flowers. Pollen does...
Chester: And dude, you have to like, destroy all the ants so that they don't try to steal your honey.
Christopher:

Yup! If you take too long, they show up in your subscreen and start taking your honey away. So, make sure you kill them all before that happens.

Nicolas Cage: This is murder! You'll all be guilty! Killing the ants won't bring back your GODDAMNED HONEY!!
Christopher: In order to get all the honey...

...you have to find the flowers...

And POLLINATE THEM! LOL!

Chester: Dude! Whoah! That bee's really gettin' it on with that flower!
Nucleo: UuuuuUUUUuuHhhhhh! Gee, class, maybe we should review a different game...
Nicolas Cage: My eyes!! MY EYES!! ARRRRRRGGHGHHGH!!
Chris: ROFL! It's all about the birds and the bees!
Chester: So, dude, this game is like...educational and stuff?
Christopher: That's right! We learned that honey comes from flowers...and so do babies!
Nucleo: Uh, Christopher, that's not exactly...
Chester: Dude! That explains so much! ...I think.
Nucleo: Okay, class, well I think it's time you just gave your scores.
Christopher: Score? I don't know. I didn't get past the first level.
Chester: Dude, I give it a 23.
Nicolas Cage: How'd it get burned?...How'd it get burned?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?! HOW'D IT GET BURNED?!
Chester: Dude, allright, allright, a 24-1/2, but no higher.
Nucleo: *sigh* ... must be hard to review a game...


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