|Grimmora School Library|
|Cory: You only have one chance left, Talon.|
|Talon: Allright, allright, is there a "G"?|
|Cory: Nope, no G's. Sorry, Talon, you lose this round.
|Talon: Damn. So what was the word?|
|Talon: You are such a damn cheater.|
|Cory: The point of this is to expand your vocabulary.|
|Talon: If it expands any more, my head is going to explode. You know, your hangman is too big for the gallows. He's just sitting on the ground.|
|Cory: He's still dead and you still lose.|
|Talon: He probably died of word poisoning.|
|Jack: YOU ARE BOTH SUSPENDED|
|Talon: CHEEZUS CHRYSLER!!|
|Cory: Jack, WTF?!?! DON'T DO THAT!!!|
|Jack: Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Got you! |
|Chris: I have decided to take on a superhero alterego.|
|Preston: *cough* Might I inquire what your "superhero alterego" will be?|
|Chris: My name will strike terror into the hearts of evildoers everywhere...Captain Crotch!!|
|Chris: Well? What do you think?|
|Preston: I think it's striking terror into the heart of someone already.|
|Chris: Wanna hear my list of superpowers?|
|Jack: YOU'LL GET DETENTION, PLUS A FINE AND COMMUNITY SERVICE|
|Even the powers of Captain Crotch were no match for...
Yes, Arizona Jack.
He comes from the Land of Law
Where facial expressions don't exist.
Where Comic Sans MS font runs rampant.
Where it's illegal to drive a car.
And now, he's come to Grimmora U. to clean things up!
|Deuce: Got you all fixed up, Bubu. Seems you had a nail in your tire.|
|Bubu: Oh, that explains that sharp pain in my right foot.|
|Deuce: Well, it's now gonna be your left hand, since I rotated your tires, so keep an eye on it.|
|Bubu: Okay. How do you think I got that nail?|
|Deuce: *shrugs* Could've gotten it anywhere. It's nearly impossible to see a nail in the road when driving.|
And with the wretched crime and villainy of Grimmora U. eradicated,
Arizona Jack rides off into the sunset
Back to the land from whence he came...
But worry not!
For wherever there are kids on gopeds, you can rest assured that there will also be...
|Deuce: What the hell? I don't even have a driver's license in Arizona.|
|Talon: We better archive those comics, because if that site ever goes down, this sketch won't make any damn sense whatsoever.|
|Cory: Since when has anything made sense around here?|
|Talon: Point taken.|