http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/ Adventure, comedy, music, romance - the ultimate internet sketch comedy. en-us http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122309 More weirdos in the site tracker and an RAU conspiracy plot. What else is new? Wed, 23rd Dec 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122309 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#062109 Don't you hate it when the title of the episode gives away the plot? Sun, 21st Jun 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#062109 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#062009 Mandor Globber is back and he demands justice! Sat, 20th Jun 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#062009 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#061909 Secret of Mana was right: Time flows like a river and history repeats. Fri, 19th Jun 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#061909 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#061809 Doesn't it seem logical that people should be able to read before they can use a computer? Apparently, not. Thu, 18th Jun 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#061809 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#022309 Another visit from the Shallow End of the Internet Gene Pool. Mon, 23rd Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#022309 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021509 Mandor has a plan to clean up the Grimmora University. But will his new invention improve matters or wreak havoc? (Introducing Censorbot.) Sun, 15th Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021509 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#020809 Quick! What do internet morons and 80's cartoon villains have in common? (Introducing Mandor Globber.) Sun, 8th Feb 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#020809 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#012409 Jack should be more careful what he wishes for. Sat, 24th Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#012409 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011709 I think people are trying on purpose to get into these sketches now. What else could explain it? Sat, 17th Jan 2009 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011709 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#102708 I managed to convince someone that Chance Tomasaro is real, and I wasn't even trying to. Mon, 27th Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#102708 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#102608 This is what happens when John Q. Internet attempts to mess with the professionals. Sun, 26th Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#102608 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#100308 Ten years of running this site, and only just now are my true colors emerging. Fri, 3rd Oct 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#100308 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#092108 I sometimes find the weirdest things in my site referral reports. Hooray for the internet! Sun, 21st Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#092108 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#090708 I'll see you again when the stars fall from the sky and the moon has turned red over Port Saiid. Sun, 7th Sep 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#090708 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081708 Why I will never make The RAU Gallery into a webcomic nor ever consider it one. Sun, 17th Aug 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081708 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081008 Someone needs a little cheese to go with their whine. Sun, 10th Aug 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081008 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#072908 A tired-out, age-old internet argument rises from its grave, only to be beaten into the ground one last time. Tue, 29th Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#072908 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#071208 I'm not even finished the Archaeology storyline yet and already we have a great example of what its subtext is about. Sat, 12th Jul 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#071208 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#060208 A collection of 10 shorts, previously lost in the depths of Port Saiid. Mon, 2nd Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#060208 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#060108 I'm the most insane person on the internet, what can I say? Sun, 1st Jun 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#060108 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#051308 ??? Tue, 13th May 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#051308 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#041508 Christopher Paladin tries his hand at writing his own RAU Gallery sketch. Tue, 15th Apr 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#041508 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030908 A little backstage forum fun results in yet more woe for Dr. Honen Calzoun as his species is called into question. Sun, 9th Mar 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030908 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021008 Nucleo and Co. have devised a plan to steal the Netscape Navigator program, which they need to return home, away from the Anti-Virus. But the path is blocked by drones and shadows of the past. Sun, 10th Feb 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021008 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010508 While Nucleo, Image, and Loro leave to deactivate the anti-virus system, Honen is left alone with Cirrus. He meets up again with Deuce Koma, but a fierce battle for survival ensues when they're attacked by a horde of anti-virus drones. Sat, 5th Jan 2008 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010508 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#111907 A haywire anti-virus system now poses a new threat to the stranded archaeology team. Questions remain to be answered: Just who is the oni child, Cirrus? And is the lizardman warrior friend or foe? Mon, 19th Nov 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#111907 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#102807 Nucleo, Image, and Honen find themselves trapped in 1995, within a world of ancient web browsers and other shadows of the past... (Introducing Cirrus Razeena and Loro.) Sun, 28th Oct 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#102807 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#100507 Nucleo's archaeology team is met with uncertain fate after making their latest discovery. Meanwhile, Cory is concerned about her parents being alone with their one-time archnemesis, Honen Calzoun. Fri, 5th Oct 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#100507 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#100307 A complaint to FlyingOmelette.com about Jack's antics in the previous sketch has given rise to a new form of law... Wed, 3rd Oct 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#100307 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#093007 Jack Sheen joins forces with the Arizona Law Toons to bring justice to Grimmora! Sun, 30th Sep 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#093007 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081007 Thanks to the internet, poor Honen can't get away from his antagonists even when he's miles away. Fri, 10th Aug 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081007 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080507 Because this was done on the forums, it's out-of-synch with the series timeline. This probably happened sometime right after Annelidical Psychiatry and before Troubled Ties. Sun, 5th Aug 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080507 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080407 At this point, the series has now had more references to the male anatomy than my high school biology book. Sat, 4th Aug 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080407 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080307 Never trust a mountaindevil in the kitchen. Fri, 3rd Aug 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080307 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#052807 The overlord's car has a mind of its own, a fact which greatly bothers Chance. (Introducing Bubu.) Mon, 28th May 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#052807 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#041007 A trip to an abandoned message board proves to be a close encounter of the weird kind for Jack Sheen. Tue, 10th Apr 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#041007 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#040907 Honen is so conflicted over whether he should become villainous again that he's getting distraught. When he's reassured by Nucleo and when he sees the real reason Deuce has taken to him, will it be enough to make him stay? Mon, 9th Apr 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#040907 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032807 Bloggers who take it upon themselves to verbally trash me and my website, be aware that the door swings both ways (and trust me, I'm better at it than you.) Wed, 28th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032807 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032507 The only reason this got made is because several people wrote in to tell me the Juice Newton part of the last one was great. Sun, 25th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032507 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032407 People often ask me why I won't go to their forums. This episode pretty much sums up my experience with outside message boards. It's nothing personal. It's like the song says, If I shy away it's only because, love's the internet's been a little bit hard on me. (Introducing Victor Markino.) Sat, 24th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032407 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032307 Deuce can't catch a break from Tomi's grouchiness and Honen's angsty antics. Honen's fear and uncertainty is about to get him into hot water... Fri, 23rd Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032307 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032007 How far is too far when you're trying to push a psychiatrist's buttons? Never for Christopher. Tue, 20th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#032007 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#031807 Preston's explanation for how he became the school psychiatrist. (Introducing Nexis Fried.) Sun, 18th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#031807 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030607 Honen's penchant for getting into situations way over his head results in the most screwed-up sketch to ever appear in this series. Half-naked onis and elves depicted. Tue, 6th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030607 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030507 There can be only one forum comedian...and it is Chester Hallet! Mon, 5th Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030507 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030207 The only argument involving pie that did not end with someone getting hit by one. Fri, 2nd Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030207 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030107 The RAU's response to being accused of identity theft. Thu, 1st Mar 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#030107 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#022107 An epic final battle against the Pure Evil. The power of prayer worked in Final Fantasy 4 and EarthBound...will it come through again? Wed, 21st Feb 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#022107 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021907 Meanwhile, Honen has gotten lost after the overlord sent him on vacation and has ended up in a time paradox of his own... (Introducing Leona Starling and Wildclaw.) Mon, 19th Feb 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021907 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021807 It's a battle for the universe against an opponent who has learned much from playing time-traveling RPGs. Sun, 18th Feb 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021807 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021407 A network suit threatens to hit The RAU Gallery with a ton of citations for breaking 80's children's television codes. But all is not as it seems... Wed, 14th Feb 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#021407 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011907 This is the best and only review of the NES game Bee 52 that you'll ever need. Fri, 19th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011907 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011807 The overlord threatens to end it all after receiving complaints about this site section. Can Chance's hastily-thrown-together eulogy change her mind? Thu, 18th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011807 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011707 Like mentor, like student. Wed, 17th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011707 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011407 The classic 80's mind-switch episode!! (Introducing Jaeger Dunlin III.) Sun, 14th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011407 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011307 If you've played Eternal Darkness...this sketch won't make much more sense anyway. Sat, 13th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011307 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011207 Honen is stressed out over his job, Robin is stressed out over being stuck in her demon form. Will a chance meeting help put their minds at ease? Fri, 12th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#011207 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010707 The results of growing up in the 80's and believing everything you see on TV. Sun, 7th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010707 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010507 Taura and Robin take a trip down memory lane as they catch up on events with everyone around the school. Fri, 5th Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010507 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010207 Sesa's team finds the trail of the stolen moonbuggy, but it leads them to a dead end. Only one man can help them now... (Introducing Sesa Markino, Taura Asa, Ogrin Dovekie, and Kado.) Tue, 1st Jan 2007 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#010207 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#123106 The moonbuggy project is well underway, but Raymond's paranoia could spell the end of it. Sun, 31st Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#123106 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122406 Professor Crow loses control when Lickinightmare's in town! (Introducing Crow.) Sun, 24th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122406 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122206 This is what the overlord has to put up with on a daily basis. (Introducing Deuce Koma.) Fri, 22nd Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122206 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122106 When an old forum nonsense poster is let loose in the school, only the power of 80's rap music can stop him! (Introducing Samantha, Tomi Forrester, and Kiini.) Thu, 21st Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#122106 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121706 A parody of the 2005 Ezboard Hacker Attack leads a team of explorers on a voyage that goes absolutely nowhere. (Introducing Aurora Taglisa.) Sun, 17th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121706 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121506 Nucleo and Preston are concerned with the mental stability of Honen and Chester. The question is...who's worse? Fri, 15th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121506 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121306 The greatest moments of Breath of Fire 2 and Shadowgate brought to you the way no other website could. Wed, 13th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121306 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121006 A power outage interrupts some study hall fun and games. (Introducing Robin Calypson, Talon Kyradius, and Zumo.) Sun, 10th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#121006 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#120806 Even after 10 years of authoring this site, my HTML skills still need work. Nucleo and Honen to the rescue! (Introducing Lizaki, Image Arcane, and Honen Calzoun.) Fri, 8th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#120806 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#120606 Preston takes it upon himself to blow the doors and windows off the fourth wall of this inscrutable series. Wed, 6th Dec 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#120606 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#113006 This is probably the most fun I had with playing Legend of Mana. (Introducing Cory McRaven.) Thu, 30th Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#113006 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112906 Nucleo's mind for marketing comes up with a winning plan! (But not according to Chance...) Wed, 29th Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112906 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112806 After years of careful study and research, Nucleo discovers something that the class can't quite agree with... (Introducing Raymond O'Malley, Calico King, and Preston Abirok.) Tue, 28th Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112806 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112706 Nucleo's class discovers one of the many wonders of Ezboard's new message board system. Mon, 27th Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112706 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112606 Nucleo is irate over a forum prank and demands to know who was responsible, much to Chance's chagrin. (Introducing Jack Sheen.) Sun, 26th Nov 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#112606 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081206 Christopher proves that no experiment is too hazardous to perform in the name of science and discovery! (Introducing Lukyan Degorah.) Sat, 12th Aug 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#081206 http://raugallery.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080406 Our tale begins with the RAU commenting on whether or not my site is funny...sort of. (Introducing Christopher Paladin, Nucleo McRaven, Chance Tomasaro, and Chester Hallet.) Fri, 4th Aug 2006 12:00:00 EST http://www.flyingomelette.com/index.html#080406