| Nucleo: I have an idea...
100% Edible Bean Bag Chairs!
This would be a most inspiring invention! A bean bag chair that is 100% edible, with real beans on the inside.
We could sell them as miniature versions and full life-sized edible chairs that you can sit in. Imagine waking up in a comfortable bean bag chair and not even having to go to the kitchen for breakfast.
So, who's with me on this?
| Chester: Dude! Count me in! That sounds awesome.|
| Christopher: Wait, what kind of beans would be in them? And would there be different beans in different packages or mixed beans or what?|
| Chance: Don't encourage him.|
| Nucleo: You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first. And they can be any kind of beans you want, my dear protegé. We could also create a line of bean bag chair desserts that are filled with custard or pudding instead of beans.|
| Chance: Yeah. I can't at all imagine why I wouldn't have come up with the idea of food that sits on the floor and gets eaten after you've been lying around in it for awhile.|
| Nucleo: Fine. Don't complain to me when you don't get any share of the profits.|
| Chance: Don't you have some pottery to dig up, you delusional little old man?|
| Nucleo: Hmm...I'm thinking we could make chair covers out of giant pancakes...or maybe crepes. |
| Chester: Dude! One time I bought a beanbag chair, and Robin jumped into it and disappeared and it was three days before I saw her again. |
| Chance: Why does that not surprise me? |
| Nucleo: Because of the time he lost her inside a bread box?|
| Chance: I pray for her whenever she uses the bathroom. |
| Nucleo: I know what else we could make! Giant edible sleeping bags!! Imagine sleeping inside a giant stuffed burrito with all of your favorite fixings. And when you wake up, you can just eat your way out of it.|
| Chester: Cool, but maybe we should stay away from making them big enough to fit two people. If I lost Robin in a giant burrito, I wouldn't want to accidentally eat her, you know...|
| Chance: That is the most disturbing mental image I've ever had in my life. Thank you.|
| Chester: Dude, you're welcome!|
| Nucleo: I have another idea!|
| Chance: No that's allright. No more ideas for you, professor. Too many in one day will overheat your little horned skull.|
| Nucleo: Okay then, let's break for lunch.|
| Chance: Just so long as it isn't burritos or anything with beans in it.|
| Christopher: I filled an ottoman with clam chowder.|
| Chance: *sigh* Bon appetit.|