The RAU Grand Finale?

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Jaeger: And to think that I had planned on returning to my forest, but nooOOOOooo! I just HAD to stick around and check this place out and...
Lizaki: But you're making a valuable contribution to science.
Jaeger: How do you figure that?
Lizaki: Just put your right foot on blue, Captain Argument.
Jaeger: As much as I'd certainly love to oblige, his tail is in the way, and I really don't like the way he's looking at me.
Calico: Hrrrmmmmmm....
Lizaki: If you don't do it, you're out of the game.
Jaeger: Okay, okay,...wait, that's supposed to be a bad thing?
Kado: Oh shut up you whiny griffin, how do you think I feel, eh? I come here to deliver a pizza and I end up being a pizza - flattened on a stupid polkadotted floormat by a giant catdemon. YO! Someone tell him to get off of me ay?
Calico: Hurrr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrr!
Ogrin: Okay, I'm here and ready to play...what's going on?
Lizaki: So, you finally got here. Why are you so late, Ogrin?
Ogrin: I was preparing to play Twister.
Lizaki: Preparing? Geez, man, how prepared do you need to be? You just get over here and get on the mat. Excuse me...

Kado, how many times do I have to tell you? You fell. You're out of the game. Now get off the mat.

Kado: What, you stupid dinosaur, how am I s'posed to? I've gotta 'bout 300 lbs of giant kitty ass on my head and he's not been using Fresh Step I tell you that!
Griffin: I love that stuff! When you pee, it turns into flowers and seashells.
Kado: ARRRGGHH!!! I was wondering where those were coming from!!
Ogrin: What...? Is THAT what you call "playing Twister"? Haw! Haw! Haw! That's not what "playing Twister" is in MY home country!
Lizaki: Okay, so what do YOU call "playing Twister"?
Ogrin: THIS is how you play Twister in MY country!!!
                                          

AND THUS THE GRIMMORA UNIVERSITY WAS BLOWN OFF THE FLYINGOMELETTE.COM SERVER, NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

THE END

Chance: What the...fuck? You're not seriously going to end it that way, are you?
FO: Why not?
Chance: Because that's the most retarded ending I've ever seen in my life.
FO: You obviously haven't seen The Howling.
Chance: What about all the loose plot threads? What about the moonbuggy and Honen's vacation? Are they all just gonna come back and find the place gone?
FO: Let's just say that the tornados crossed their paths and whisked them away, too.
Chance: That absolutely and utterly doesn't make any sense!!
FO: Since when have we stopped to think if something made sense before doing it?
Chance: You're just throwing a hissyfit because some people weren't quite getting the point of this site section and giving you a hard time about it.
FO: No. I don't blame them for not getting the point. There isn't one.
Chance: You are the most sadistically vindictive wench I have ever met.
FO:

Chance: Well...I guess you leave me no choice. Not much I can do besides say farewell and it was fun while it lasted...I just hope it makes you happy.


www.flyingomelette.com
1998-2007

Some say love it is a river
That drowns the tender reed

1998

"Dear Flying Omelette. In honor of your wonderful website that has brought smiles to the faces of people all around the world, we present to you, this giant cat."


Some say love it is a razor
That leaves your soul to bleed

1999

"How did you make that incredible leap, Mr. Snail?"

"I had a dream...and in that dream was Puttycat."


Some say love it is a hunger
An endless aching need

2000


I say love it is a flower
And you it's only seed

2001
"James is Unicron! James is Unicron!! OMG, James is Unicron!!"


When the night has been too lonely
And the road has been too long

2002


And you think that love is only
for the lucky and the strong

2003
"Ah-HA! So I AM wearing women's nylons on my grotesquely-mutated arm!"


Just remember in the winter
Far beneath the bitter snow

2004


Lies the seed
That with the sun's love

2005
"Oh no, not the bees!! NOT THE BEES!! My eyes!! MY EYES!! AUUUGHGHGH..*gurgle*"


In the spring
Becomes the rose


*KABOOOOM!!!*

2006


2007
R.I.P. RAU GALLERY

FO: Well...okay, maybe you've convinced me to keep the series going...for now.
Chance: Was it the eulogy that did it?
FO: Maybe. Those were quite a few good memories, weren't they?
Chance: Yeah. Well...all except for what we did to Nicolas Cage. That probably wasn't our finest moment.
FO: No, I guess not.
Chance: No, didn't think so...and we're usually so hospitable to our guest stars, too.

So what's next on the agenda?

FO: Don't have a damn clue.
Chance: Same as always, then.


Have you heard about the lonesome loser? Beaten by the queen of hearts every time. Have you heard about the lonesome loser? He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'.


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